Ok, here’s the deal. Halloween is approaching, the newest season of Walking Dead is about to begin, and I’m in full resolve that the world will indeed end via a Zombie Apocalypse. Laugh if you will, but remember people thought the earth was flat and that hand washing did nothing to prevent the spread of illness. Don’t be that guy.
In light of my recent discovery, I thought that I’d give you all a fighting chance to survive the inevitable parade of dead flesh that will be trying to follow you-not on Insta-and eat you. So, you’ll need a few new accessories in your ZAC (Zombie Apocalypse Closet)…which will, of course, be accessible through your Hanger account.
Let’s just start off with a few fashionable wearables that’ll help you blend in with your new pals.
1. Dead eyes
Yes, the undead can still see. And if you have your baby blues a-blinkin’ they’ll know you’re dinner.
2. Don’t forget to accessorize with the hippest statement necklace
Nothing says high-fashion like the ears of your slain enemy. Pick a look: classic, simple, Hepburn: 1 ear. Crazy, meatsuit, Lady GaGa: 13 ears. So many options.
Admittedly, this is a little more Frankenstein-esque, but you’ll definitely look “deader”. And that’s the goal to being alive-er.
4. Zombie Foot
Similar to Hobbit Foot, but less hair and more blood. Don’t get caught with a pedicure if you want to live past Day 1 of the take over.
Alright, now let’s focus on some essential accessories that are pretty self explanatory.
Consider this the Holy Grail of treasures.
5. Atom bomb
I don’t know about you, but I’d rather grow another arm than lose one.
That’s it! That’s all I got. I know it’s a short list, but you’ll have to pack light while on the run anyway. For more survival tips, check out Bill Bradley’s in depth study on the matter here. And don’t forget to put everything on the Hanger App…organization is a key asset to survival.
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Ashley Klenke - Product Manager, Hanger.io Ashley leads product development for Hanger and works with the design, marketing, and development teams to create a stellar app that evolves with the needs of our users.
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